Have you ever made a very hot curry with very, very hot chillies and then put your fingers in your eyes?
I was trying to blast away my sinusitis which makes me feel as if someone is squeezing my neck until my eyes feel as if they might pop out. But all I've achieved is that now my eyes are burning as well.
Apart from that I'm fine.
Really. And I couldn't taste the bloody curry anyway. Apparently it was hot, garlicky and gingery. I wouldn't know.
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